we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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