By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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