i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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