Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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