According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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