hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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