He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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