I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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