your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I deserve this hangover.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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