im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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