This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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