I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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