Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
