is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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