you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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