they need to just BURY HIM!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
the raccoons are back...
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