Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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