I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
