I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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