O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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