omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I believe in your delicious
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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