Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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