Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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