Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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