i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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