Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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