Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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