hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
These tits shall not be calmed
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
its liver damage thursday
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