ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I think I sprained my soul last night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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