so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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