the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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