ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He passed out mid-signature
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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