GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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