I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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