how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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