Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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