One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
