At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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