you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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