Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
