i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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