please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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