I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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