I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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