I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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