You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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