Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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