what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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