i just google imaged poop.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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