That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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