Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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