Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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