I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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