is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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