i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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