meet me or not, i'm out of control
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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