is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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