Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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