if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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